DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.......

The following  photos show conclusively why it is that women tend to live longer than men...

("And to  think... those wimps at the power company use straps and cleats to get up  this high!")   

 

chlorine gas  leak 

Step 1:  Remove shoes.
Step 2:  Place metal ladder in water.  
Step 3: Begin using power  tools (!) while standing barefoot (!) on metal ladder (!)  in water!!!  

And  the winner is... 

How drunk  do you have to be before this starts looking like a good idea?  
 

Driving to work

So, I'm driving to work this morning - and this dick in a pickup truck pulls right in front of me...

A" MAN ' S" Camper

WHO IN THE WORLD WOULD WANT TO LOOK LIKE THEY WERE CAMPING IN A GARBAGE TRUCK???!! Until you look inside! 

How To Save Gas

To save gas and help global warming,  teach your car to do this.

 

The Male Brain-SEE WE ARE SIMPLE

Snapdragons

  THE  5  STAGES  OF

A FEMALE'S  LIFE

1.  To Grow Up

2.  To Fill Out

3.  To Slim Down

 

4  To Hold It In  

AND

5.  To Hell with it

THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD DO

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.

 
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:
 

*I*
* The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112 .* If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out.**

*II*

* Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys?*

   
This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell hone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock.   Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk). Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"*  

     

*III*
 
Subject: Hidden Battery power

Imagine your cell battery is very low , you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.    

 

AND

*IV*    
How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?    
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone:  
* # 0 6 #

A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere s