Butt Dust

What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on
and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be
original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

            JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom
breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he
asked: "Mom, why have you got two? Is one for hot
and one for cold milk?"


          MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old
she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't
remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't
remember you must look in the back of your panties.
Mine say five to six."


          STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom
goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die
I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window,"

          BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and
wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the
lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to
open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little
girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"


      SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when
she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this
juice again," she said, "it makes my teeth cough."


          D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom
scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"


         MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young
couple that were hugging and kissing in a
restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he
asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

      CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom
looking worried. When his Mom asked what was
troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll
happen with this bed when I get married. How will my
wife fit in?"


    JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible
story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned
to take his wife and flee out of the city but his
wife looked back and was turned to salt Concerned,
James asked: "What happened to the flea?"


       TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when
they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom
knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

          The Sermon I think this Mom will never
forget.. this particular Sunday sermon... "Dear
Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward
heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.
"Without you, we are but dust." He would have
continued but at that moment my very obedient
daughter (who was listening)! leaned over to me and
asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
"Mom, what is butt dust?