Money
It
can buy a house
But
not a home
It
can buy a clock
But
not time
It
can buy you a position
But
not respect
It
can buy you a bed
But
not sleep
It
can buy you a book
But not knowledge
It
can buy you medicine
But
not health
It
can buy you blood
But
not life
So
you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I
tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!!
So
Send me all your money
And
I will suffer for you!
Cash only please!
After all, what are friends for, huh??
Lol. I liked this one. I haven't seen it before
ReplyDeleteCute... ;)
ReplyDeleteI kept reading waiting for the twist. Funny!
ReplyDeleteI was actually thinking the end was going to be all moral. it Got me,lol.
ReplyDeleteI am ready and willing to take on all the suffering for my peeps. Send to my home address please. :)
ReplyDeleteThat was good...I was waiting for the main plot or something.
ReplyDeleteYep...got me too with this one!
ReplyDeleteThis way helping people with their suffering is a great pleasure.
ReplyDeleteI loved how this one ended. I wouldn't mind helping people with their suffering either! Lol
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