Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.....
by David Letterman
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
The number 1 isn't number 1 for nothing, hahaha. Number 3 is a good one, too.
ReplyDeleteAh ha ha....Lost my coffee, spewed on the keyboard reading these!
ReplyDeleteThese are genius. I have to remember them for next time someone's zipper is down.
ReplyDeleteLOL! These are really funny! I liked the Elvis one, have to remember it!
ReplyDeleteAhhahaha. Especially number 1.
ReplyDeleteOh my...I cracked up on some of these!! I have to remember some of the really good ones.
ReplyDeleteI think no. 3 is the most hilarious. Lol.
ReplyDeleteSome of these are funny
ReplyDeleteSome of these are absolutely hilarious!!
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