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By: DL Publishing On: 12:03 PM
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  • Oh Wow! A remarkably simple way to clean your computer screen!

    By: Nicolas Laube On: 4:43 AM
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  • Did you know that every 30 days it is necessary to clean the computer screen from the inside? Many people ignore this fact and do not know how.

    Manufacturers take advantage of this ignorance to increase their sales.

    My IT guy shared this and said feel free to share this utility with my contacts.

    To clean the screen from the inside, just click this link:

    A Message From The Sex Fairy

    By: Nicolas Laube On: 4:41 AM
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  • 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, making hair shine and skin smooth.
    2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.  The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
    3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
    4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches  and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming  20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers !
    5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
    6. The more sex you have,  the more you will be offered.
    The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.  These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy !
    7. Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world.
    It is ten times more effective than Valium
    8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
    Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
    9. Sex actually relieves headaches.  A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
    10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
    Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. 


    By: Nicolas Laube On: 4:35 AM
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  • Funny Joke About The Name Carmen (adult)

    By: Nicolas Laube On: 4:33 AM
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  • A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone.

    She approached him. "My name is Carmen," she told him. That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"
    No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men."

    "What's your name?" she asked.

    "Beertits" he replied.

    It's In The Bible - A Funny Joke

    By: Nicolas Laube On: 8:33 AM
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  • An out-of-towner becomes friendly with Thelma, the waitress
    in his hotel coffee shop, and invites her up to his room.

    She is indignant.

    The guy says, "Don't get excited. This is all in the Bible."

    Thelma is appeased, and after her shift they go out and have
    a few drinks. Again the man invites her up to his room, and
    again she is angry.

    The man explains, "It's in the Bible."

    An hour later they're in the guy's hotel room and he suggests
    They undress and have some fun. He assures Thelma that it isn't sinful since it's in the Bible.

    "Where?" she says. "Where does it say that?"

    Taking the Bible from the hotel nightstand, he opens it to
    the front cover where someone has written,
    "Thelma the waitress is a great lay."

    Man's Ultimate Emarrassment

    By: Nicolas Laube On: 8:32 AM
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  • Thought of the day from Maxine's sister!  
    What is man's Ultimate embarrassment?


    Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.