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By: Nicolas Laube On: 3:16 AM
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  • 45 year-old Amy Brasher was arrested in San Antonio, Texas,
    after a mechanic reported to police that 18 packages of
    marijuana were packed in the engine compartment of the car
    which she had brought to the mechanic for an oil change.
    According to police, Brasher later said that she didn't realize
    that the mechanic would have to raise the hood to change the
    oil.

    Portsmouth, R. I. Police charged Gregory Rosa, 25, with a
    string of vending machine robberies in January when he:
    1. fled from police inexplicably when they spotted him
    loitering around a vending machine and  2 .later tried to post his $400 bail in coins.

    Karen Lee Joachimi, 20, was arrested in Lake City, Florida, for
    robbery of a Howard Johnson's motel. She was armed with only an electric chain saw, which was not plugged in.

    The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 7:50 am, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.

     

    In case you've forgotten about the 1995 awardees, some of them are listed below:


    * Bowling Green, Ohio, student Robert Ricketts, 19, had his
    head bloodied when he was struck by a Conrail train. He told
    police he was trying to see how close to the moving train he
    could place his head without getting hit.

    * In Wesley Chapel, Florida, Joseph Aaron, 20, was hit in the
    leg with pieces of the bullet he fired at the exhaust pipe of
    his car. When repairing the car, he needed to bore a hole in
    the pipe. When he couldn't find a drill, he tried to shoot a
    hole in it.

    9 comments:

    1. With this kind of stupidity in the world, you ask yourself how these people grew up! lol

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    2. I came online today looking for intelligent people...Lol, did NOT find them here!

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    3. God how hilarious, I does it get so far with the people.

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    4. It's like my husband says when you ask him why he did something or other that makes no sense: "Just smart, I guess!"

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    5. Guess we know where the brains didn't go,ha ha.

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    6. $400 in coins? That's just too funny but I'm sure the police didn't think so! LOL

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    7. It amazes me the levels of challenging of these people.

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