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A Message From The Sex Fairy

By: Nicolas Laube On: 4:41 AM
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  • 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, making hair shine and skin smooth.
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    2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.  The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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    3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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    4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches  and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming  20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers !
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    5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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    6. The more sex you have,  the more you will be offered.
    The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.  These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy !
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    7. Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world.
    It is ten times more effective than Valium
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    8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
    Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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    9. Sex actually relieves headaches.  A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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    10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
    Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. 

    8 comments:

    1. WHO doesn't need "special shoes" for sex?!?

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    2. It's not only great fun and good for you but also the northern cultures believed that when two people have sex in brings you closer to the gods.

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    3. Look, honey! See how sex can be so healthy for you? I have a stuffy nose, help me out?

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    4. Ah ha ha. A lot of husbands will surely print this out and show it to the wives.

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    5. Hmm, I learned a few things reading this!

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    6. Some nice points to throw in when you want to convince the other party!

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    7. Well this was an interesting and enlightening article!

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