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Butt Dust

By: Nicolas Laube On: 6:24 AM
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  • What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on
    and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be
    original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

                JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom
    breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he
    asked: "Mom, why have you got two? Is one for hot
    and one for cold milk?"


              MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old
    she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't
    remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't
    remember you must look in the back of your panties.
    Mine say five to six."


              STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom
    goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die
    I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window,"

              BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and
    wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the
    lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
    explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to
    open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little
    girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"


          SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when
    she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this
    juice again," she said, "it makes my teeth cough."


              D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom
    scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"


             MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young
    couple that were hugging and kissing in a
    restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he
    asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

          CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom
    looking worried. When his Mom asked what was
    troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll
    happen with this bed when I get married. How will my
    wife fit in?"


        JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible
    story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned
    to take his wife and flee out of the city but his
    wife looked back and was turned to salt Concerned,
    James asked: "What happened to the flea?"


           TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when
    they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom
    knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
    asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

              The Sermon I think this Mom will never
    forget.. this particular Sunday sermon... "Dear
    Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward
    heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.
    "Without you, we are but dust." He would have
    continued but at that moment my very obedient
    daughter (who was listening)! leaned over to me and
    asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
    "Mom, what is butt dust?


    11 comments:

    1. From the mouth of a child...lol.

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    2. A big part of the joy of being a grandparent is getting to hear all of the cute things your grandchildren say... :D

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    3. These are just FANTASTIC lol!! I loved the panties one!
      My friend has a 4 year old niece, she likes to say really funny things too sometimes!

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    4. Aww, adorable and hilarious at the same time, haha.

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    5. These are amazing! That's one reason why I like children: they always come up with the weirdest questions and ideas.

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    6. Straight out of the mouth of babes...you just never know what a young one is going to say.

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    7. You never know what is going to come out of the mouth of a child lol.

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    8. Lol. Like others have said, you never know what is going to come out of a child's mouth. Especially my 3 year old daughter.

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