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KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

By: Nicolas Laube On: 3:43 AM
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  • Alabama
    Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

    Alaska
    11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
    ArizonaBut It's A Dry Heat.

    Arkansas
    Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
    California
    By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
    Colorado
    If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
    Connecticut
    Like Massachusetts,
    only smaller.

    Delaware
    We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
    Florida
    Ask Us About Our Grandkids
    And Our Voting Skills.
    Georgia
    We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
    Hawaii
    Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
    (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money) 

    Idaho
    More Than Just Potatoes...
    Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good 

    Illinois
    Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" 
    Indiana
    2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free 
    Iowa
    We Do Amazing Things With Corn 
    KansasFirst Of The Rectangle States 
    Kentucky
    Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names 
    Louisiana
    We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
    But That's Our Tourism Campaign. 

    Maine
    We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster 
    Maryland
    If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It 
    Massachusetts
    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
    And Our Senators Are More Corrupt! 
    Michigan
    First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians 
    Minnesota
    10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes 
    Mississippi
    Come And Feel Better About Your Own State 
    Missouri
    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work 
    Montana
    Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
    and Honest Elections! 

    Nebraska
    Ask About Our State Motto Contest 
    Nevada
    Hookers and Poker! 
    New Hampshire
    Go Away And Leave Us Alone 
    New Jersey
    You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
    I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
    Right here! 

    New Mexico
    Lizards Make Excellent Pets 
    New York
    You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
    You Have The Right
    To An Attorney...

    And No Right To Self Defense! 
    North Carolina
    Tobacco Is A Vegetable 
    North Dakota
    We Really Are One Of The 50 States! 
    Ohio
    At Least We're Not Michigan 
    Oklahoma
    Like The Play, But No Singing 
    Oregon
    Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner 
    Pennsylvania
    Cook With Coal 
    Rhode Island
    We're Not REALLY An Island 
    South Carolina
    Remember The Civil War?
    Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
    South Dakota

    Closer Than North Dakota 
    Tennessee
    Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum. 
    Texas
    Se Hable Ingles 
    Utah
    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus 
    Vermont
    Too liberal for the Kennedy's
    Virginia
    Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? 
    Washington
    Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor! 
    West Virginia
    One Big Happy Family...Really! 
    Wisconsin
    Come Cut Cheese!  Wyoming
    Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared 

    &
     
    The District of Columbia
    The Work-Free Drug Place

    11 comments:

    1. These are hilarious, great funny read.

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    2. Kentucky and California are the best, lol.

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    3. Lmao. I loved Illinois'. It irritates me when people pronounce the S!

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    4. These are all really good! I agree with @Katy Halsema about people pronouncing the S in Illinois.

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    5. Those are pretty good! I laughed at more than one of them!

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    6. I like Katy had to laugh at the Illinois one.

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    7. These are great! I'll have to send them to my north american friends :D

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    8. Someone had a Lot of Fun making these up!

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    9. I love the motto for Illinois. Lol. Makes perfect sense.

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