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Einstein's Lesser Known Theory

By: Nicolas Laube On: 3:08 AM
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  • Little Known Fact, just in case you missed it: 

    March 14 is the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday. He will have been 115.

    Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

    He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts the attraction is significantly stronger if there is a DNA connection. 

      This became known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.


    1. Oh, no you DIH-ent! Oh, noooooo, Mr. Bill! You so WENT THERE! lol!

    2. Sounds he just needed a good excuse after people were asking him why he married his cousin.

    3. The BEST paly on words that I've seen this year!

    4. I haven't laughed THIS hard in a long time!

    5. I guess that's one way to look at things.

    6. Lol. This was very unexpected.

    7. Lol. I sure didn't think it was going to go that way.