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By: Nicolas Laube On: 7:04 AM
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  • Money 
     It can buy a house


     But not a home






    It can buy a clock

     
    But not time



    It can buy you a position





    But not respect



     
    It can buy you a bed




    But not sleep




    It can buy you a book


     But not knowledge

    It can buy you medicine




    But not health




    It can buy you blood

    But not life


    So you see money isn't everything




    And it often causes pain and suffering


     
    I tell you this because I am your friend

     And as your friend I want to
    Take away your pain and suffering!!




    So
    Send me all your money



    And I will suffer for you!

     

    Cash only please!

    After all, what are friends for, huh??


     

     

    9 comments:

    1. Lol. I liked this one. I haven't seen it before

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    2. I kept reading waiting for the twist. Funny!

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    3. I was actually thinking the end was going to be all moral. it Got me,lol.

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    4. I am ready and willing to take on all the suffering for my peeps. Send to my home address please. :)

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    5. That was good...I was waiting for the main plot or something.

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    6. This way helping people with their suffering is a great pleasure.

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    7. I loved how this one ended. I wouldn't mind helping people with their suffering either! Lol

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